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I'm alive. I'm not ready to join the Von Trapp family singers, but I live. To celebrate, I have a humor meme thing.

The tagline for 1978's Superman movie was "You'll believe a man can fly." I was amusing myself last night by coming up with a few other "You'll believe.." catchphrases for other superhero movies.


Superman II - "You'll believe.. a man can hurl giant cellophane S-symbols."
Superman III - "You'll believe.. Richard Pryor needed the paycheck."
Superman IV - "You'll believe.. you're owed a complete refund."
Superman Returns - "You'll believe.. a man can cry."
The Dark Knight - "You'll believe.. in Harvey Dent, unless you've actually ever read a Batman comic."
Ang Lee's Hulk - "You'll believe.. a man can actually sleep through an 'action' movie."

Try your own. Go nuts, kids. Make me laugh.
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First day of classes here at the University, which means the cafeteria is back to its normal hours of operation and its full menu. This means I can start eating there again - which saves me time, money, gas, and calories. All in all, a win-win situation.

I had an extremely lazy weekend with a large dose of Katamari, supplemented by some DVDs. And next weekend is apparently Labor Day weekend, and it doesn't appear at this time that there will be a roleplaying session, so that one may be a lazy weekend too.

I was considering doing those Blogalyser memes that everyone seems to be running around with, but.. after checking them with a few of my roleplaying LJs, it doesn't seem like there's a lot of insight there. ( and Though my Blue Beetle apparently gets a weirdness score of 49. Not bad.

The champion, though, is probably my Ambush Bug journal :

Results.. )
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Origins begins Wednesday. Tomorrow will have my last LJ update for almost two weeks, I expect, unless I'm feeling froggy sometime next week.

Here, enjoy my states-visited meme.

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

Had movie night last night, and we watched Shaolin Soccer, to much amusement. Reminds me, I need to buy Kung Fu Hustle sometime.

This amuses me far too much.
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From [ profile] jeditigger. Bolded the ones I've seen. May have to update when I get home - there are a couple I'm not sure if I've seen or not.

Read more... )

I own only two of the Best Picture honorees on DVD.
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Ten oddities about [ profile] candidgamera, or 'The Gam' as I like to think the ladies like to call me.

Based on a meme, courtesy of [ profile] count5umi, which has additional rules about tagging and disclaimers and rabid sheep, but I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So there will be none of that.

  • Other degree programs I seriously considered in college included Psychology and Law.

  • I do not eat ham or mayonnaise, except together.

  • I possess mild obsessive-compulsive tendencies - I enjoy listmaking, collecting, and long walks on the beach wherein I count my steps.

  • My first 'real' job was working as a Resident Assistant for the Governor's Honors Academy, at age 22. My first 'fake' job was superhero, at age 4.

  • I am not now, nor I have I ever been, a member of the Dance Party, USA. I am, however, a member of the Nitpicker's Guild - a group of Star Trek fans who submitted noticed errors from the series for publication in the Nitpicker's Guide to Star Trek series.

  • Had I three wishes, they would be for immortality, superhuman powers, and a player to be named later.

  • I had never seen a Gamera movie when I chose this online screen-name. I have since seen far too many Gamera movies.

  • I originated the screenname on either The Straight Dope messageboard or Ain't-It-Cool News; I can't recall which. I have since used it in a number of places, and aside from a guy on a couple of video game forums (Civ3, Total War, XBox), it appears to be uniquely mine.

  • I loathe Aquatic Elves. Y'know, from D&D? Can't stand'em. Something in my brain rebels at a clearly mammalian species having a subrace with gills.

  • I am psychologically incapable of allowing facts I think to be incorrect to go unchallenged.

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By request of Madam [ profile] nyx_hemsut. Copied and pasted from her journal.

Pretty much slanted towards lady-readers, in my case.. )

I am back from my holiday and will post a lovely summary of the events thereof on Monday, if I have time.


Aug. 30th, 2006 12:29 pm
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From [ profile] jeditigger.

Choose 20 movies you like, and choose a quote from each. Then, see if everyone else can guess which movie each quote is from, and when they've guessed correctly, put the title and the guesser's name next to each quote.

Read more... )
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Well, it's officially appeared on three of my friends' LiveJournals, soooo..

Read more... )
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I escaped from the Dungeon of Candidgamera!

I killed Cheezdanish the floating eye, Sheliakbob the goblin, Candidgamera the floating eye and Clear Thinker the zombie.

I looted the Shield of Douglas Adams, the Dagger of Doc Richards, the Crown of Katyanicholovna, the Armour of Webslingah, the Sceptre of Jeditigger, the Amulet of X Factorial and 73 gold pieces.

Score: 198

Explore the Dungeon of Candidgamera and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

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To make the largest dungeon possible, I utilized the Spider-Man LJ that I maintain.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Webslingah!

I killed Natchiosassin the leprechaun, Silver Sable the leprechaun, Contessa Val the kobold, Cap A the leprechaun, Lockheed Dragon the rat, Man With No Fea the orc, Spiderfoes the rat, Bannerlover the rat, Purplechairgun the rat, X Professor X the leprechaun, Hero 4 Hire the zombie, Crushercreel the goblin, Drakesicle the cockatrice, Prayingpredator the giant spider, Kang Cross Time the leprechaun, Red Telepath the rat, Proteus Maximus the rat and Lightpawed the rat.

I looted the Crown of Shield Topdog, the Wand of Watcher Uatu, the Axe of Peter Parker, the Sceptre of Peter Parker, the Amulet of Harry Osborne, the Sword of Monkeyjoe Says, the Axe of Tommy Shepherd, the Amulet of Marvel, the Axe of Prettyfurfriend, the Dagger of Jim Hammond, the Axe of Harry Osborne, the Crown of Knight Misty, the Armour of the New Shaman, the Dagger of Wadewilson, the Sceptre of Kingtchalla, the Armour of Old One Eye, the Axe of Peter Parker, a Figurine of Ultron X, a Figurine of Killerdancer, the Axe of Peter Parker, the Sceptre of Harry Osborne, the Armour of Marvel Inhumans, the Wand of Harry Osborne, the Crown of Cyttorak Force, the Dagger of X Corporation, a Figurine of Van Dynasty, the Armour of Harry Osborne, the Shield of Mutants, the Sword of Cynosurejpb, the Sceptre of Staturity, a Figurine of Rogue Starsr, the Axe of May Parker, the Dagger of Peter Parker, the Dagger of One Whos Forgot, the Sceptre of Mistress Magik and 318 gold pieces.

Score: 918

Explore the Dungeon of Webslingah and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I gave [ profile] eemick2 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I turned [ profile] strawberryfuu in for spitting (3 points). In September I gave [ profile] roair a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (299 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

I knew that Canadian Kidney Reclamation Program I started last Monday would come in handy.
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Borrowed and warped, from various.

1) 99.994% of my dialogue is recycled from old television shows and movies.
2) I intend to conquer the world, and impose my will upon it.
3) I am the world's greatest cat burglar.
4) I am completely unable to resist making pointless pop culture references.
5) I've seen more movies than most film critics.
6) I have Native American heritage - my totem animal is the overweight orange tabbycat. They call me "Naps-Between-Meals."
7) I have enough comics to choke 7 camels, or 5 horses.
8) Believe it or not, I'm walkin' on air.
9) Oddly, I thought the above line in a Jack Palance voice.
10) I really enjoy making lists.
11) I joined LiveJournal because I was bored at work.
12) I'm Batman.
13) But I've never danced the Batusi. Well, maybe once..
14) I adopted the named 'CandidGamera' because it was a good pun, before having seen a single Gamera film.
15) Heh hehhehheh. Heh heh. I'm an imp!
16) My impersonation of Vizzini from the Princess Bride must be heard to be believed.
17) I once killed a man, just to watch him die. Then I got distracted, and I missed it.
18) My favorite movie is Raiders of the Lost Ark, which I consider a sort of unauthorized biography of me.
19) I feel a Monty Python reference coming on..
20) My favorite color is blue. No, reeeeeed!

21) Yes, I'm aware the original line is 'yellow', however, I said 'red' to continue the trend of injecting actual true facts into some of the above.
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Set 1.
List 3 things that bug you - things others find trivial

1. Shoddy software.
2. Drivers on cellphones.
3. Office noise.

Set 2.
List 3 things that make chocolate even better.

1. Peanut Butter.
2. Ice Cream.
3. More chocolate.

Set 3.
List 3 things you'd rather be doing than playing a game of LJ tag.

1. Watching Movies!
2. Playing Games!
3. Reading Books!

I'm not going to tag anyone, but feel free to take it and run with it.


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