You'll Believe a Man Can Cough Up a 1972 Volkswagen

[candidgamera]

I'm alive. I'm not ready to join the Von Trapp family singers, but I live. To celebrate, I have a humor meme thing.

The tagline for 1978's Superman movie was "You'll believe a man can fly." I was amusing myself last night by coming up with a few other "You'll believe.." catchphrases for other superhero movies.

So.

Superman II - "You'll believe.. a man can hurl giant cellophane S-symbols."
Superman III - "You'll believe.. Richard Pryor needed the paycheck."
Superman IV - "You'll believe.. you're owed a complete refund."
Superman Returns - "You'll believe.. a man can cry."
The Dark Knight - "You'll believe.. in Harvey Dent, unless you've actually ever read a Batman comic."
Ang Lee's Hulk - "You'll believe.. a man can actually sleep through an 'action' movie."

Try your own. Go nuts, kids. Make me laugh.

Comments

[sheliakbob.livejournal.com]

Spider-Man I-III -"You'll believe that a CGI cartoon can be called 'live action'!"

[candidgamera.livejournal.com]

For Spidey III, I was going to go with "You'll believe you're mistakenly watching Heroes."