Movie Trailer Theater
Nov. 21st, 2007 10:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
candidgamera(Long opening shot of a baby's first moments of life, fading into a montage from childhood, focusing on education.)
(Movie Trailer Voice guy :)
He was born.. just like you. He grew up .. to be something more.
Infused with trivia knowledge from the first moment he could read, he has been prepared for this day..
(A shot of a familiar game-show stage, and Alex Trebek.)
But can anything prepare him for.. Final Jeopardy?
(A montage of action sequences that have nothing to do with anything, with lots of explosions.)
Coming this Summer..
(A horrified reaction shot as the Jeopardy question board begins to fall on him.)
How much would YOU wager...
(Gratuitous Sean Connery cameo.)
When Terror..
(Alternating shots of a bomb timer, and the main character with the buzzer in his hand.)
.. Is in the form of a question?
This film has been rated [R] for action, violence, scenes of intense trivia, and brief upper-lip nudity.
(Movie Trailer Voice guy :)
He was born.. just like you. He grew up .. to be something more.
Infused with trivia knowledge from the first moment he could read, he has been prepared for this day..
(A shot of a familiar game-show stage, and Alex Trebek.)
But can anything prepare him for.. Final Jeopardy?
(A montage of action sequences that have nothing to do with anything, with lots of explosions.)
Coming this Summer..
(A horrified reaction shot as the Jeopardy question board begins to fall on him.)
How much would YOU wager...
(Gratuitous Sean Connery cameo.)
When Terror..
(Alternating shots of a bomb timer, and the main character with the buzzer in his hand.)
.. Is in the form of a question?
This film has been rated [R] for action, violence, scenes of intense trivia, and brief upper-lip nudity.
