You'll Believe a Man Can Cough Up a 1972 Volkswagen

[candidgamera]

I'm alive. I'm not ready to join the Von Trapp family singers, but I live. To celebrate, I have a humor meme thing.

The tagline for 1978's Superman movie was "You'll believe a man can fly." I was amusing myself last night by coming up with a few other "You'll believe.." catchphrases for other superhero movies.

So.

Superman II - "You'll believe.. a man can hurl giant cellophane S-symbols."
Superman III - "You'll believe.. Richard Pryor needed the paycheck."
Superman IV - "You'll believe.. you're owed a complete refund."
Superman Returns - "You'll believe.. a man can cry."
The Dark Knight - "You'll believe.. in Harvey Dent, unless you've actually ever read a Batman comic."
Ang Lee's Hulk - "You'll believe.. a man can actually sleep through an 'action' movie."

Try your own. Go nuts, kids. Make me laugh.

Comments

[lithera.livejournal.com]

I still do believe in Harvey Dent. He's in there somewhere.

[candidgamera.livejournal.com]

But someone seeing the movie might believe in his ability to succeed.. if they don't know the fate he's destined for.

[jeditigger.livejournal.com]

HEY I LIKED ANG LEE'S HULK.

Batman Begins - You'll believe...that Chris Nolan just made up for the previous two Batman movies. Almost.

Iron Man - You'll believe...that you, too, would be silly enough to try out that suit, because it has to have more leg room than flying coach.

[candidgamera.livejournal.com]

Hee.

[sheliakbob.livejournal.com]

Yoicks!
Ang Lee's Hulk? "You'll believe a man can wrestle deadly gamma poodles!"
Worst Super-hero movie, evah!
And I'm including "Puma Man"!

[candidgamera.livejournal.com]

Of course, Puma Man would have to be "You'll believe a man can fly - like a moron."

[doc-cathode.livejournal.com]

Puma Man- You'll believe a man can be dead for just ten minutes

You'll believe a man can have a fly- in his mouth.

[candidgamera.livejournal.com]

heheh.

[flusterbunny.livejournal.com]

Ghost Rider - "You will believe that you'd rather watch a movie wherein Sam Elliott is a demon cowboy."

[candidgamera.livejournal.com]

Not bad, but very true..

[sheliakbob.livejournal.com]

Spider-Man I-III -"You'll believe that a CGI cartoon can be called 'live action'!"

[candidgamera.livejournal.com]

For Spidey III, I was going to go with "You'll believe you're mistakenly watching Heroes."